hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

(via r1ng0)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

(via pizza)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?


I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(via r1ng0)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(via pizza)

dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

(via pizza)